I’ve known Dickhead for over 20 years now. Thought there wasn’t anything more he could do to surprise me. I was wrong! After some investigative journalism, came up with a picture of him that defies description. Member of the Jewish mob? Flower child displaced in a time warp? Transvestite hula dancer? I just don’t know. Your input on this one is truly appreciated.
Check out the picture (if you dare!)
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Boy is Jennifer in trouble when she gets home from school today. That was my Halloween costume and her friend Hannah took a picture. They both promised that it wouldn’t see the light of day. Don’t know if you could tell but from the left ear there is a very attractive dangling purple earing from my private collection. Not to worry, at the upcoming poker game I’ll be dressed in my normal mild mannered everyday getup.
Comment by charles — February 25, 2009 @ 5:51 pm
Jennifer? What makes you think that sweet, young innocent child had anything to do with this? All I want to know is, were you wearing thong underwear under that outfit? The mere thought sends shivers up and down my spine!
Comment by pinkquack — February 25, 2009 @ 9:44 pm
Hey we may not be Catholics but faced with my anger and indignation that girl confessed faster than you move when a cheque is coming. My main hope at this stage is that a certain woman who shall remain nameless and lives east of here is out of town and won’t see the photo.
Comment by charles — February 26, 2009 @ 1:10 am
That confession was obtained while the poor girl was under duress. Invalid! Now, about this nameless girl-we shall see what time brings!
Comment by pinkquack — February 26, 2009 @ 1:07 pm
The best thing about yesterday is that it is now history. A day filled with humiliation, degradation, indignation and even a little stagnation. Where is Jackie Childs when I need him. It began upon waking with the discovery that the furnace had stopped working during the night. The house temperature was 58 and falling, definitely freezing. Waiting for the furnace guy to show up which he didn’t do until after 9 that evening, we’re talking some serious shrinkage. To pass the time I innocently checked Pinkquack. The shock, the betrayal. To think that my precious daughter and friend of many years could and would conspire against me strikes a deep pain. What really hurts is that I didn’t teach my daughter better. Selling me out is one thing but receiving nothing in return! Tony would have paid big time for that picture! I’ll be sitting that girl down and discussing some life lessons. Oh yeah for the day’s final humiliation as I’m paying the furnace guy he asks if I’m a senior cuz theres a 5% discount.
Goodbye to one Woeful Wednesday.
Comment by charles — February 26, 2009 @ 6:27 pm
Would you mind repeating that please?
Comment by pinkquack — February 26, 2009 @ 8:22 pm
NO!! And furthermore while I am surprised the acid penned twin Ts, Tree and Trish, haven’t responded I am dismayed that none of your kinder more compassionate readers haven’t stood up in my defense. Cousin Jan, Brother Joe, Paolo, Jeanine, Janet this is not the time to put your heads in the sand. Mr. Aquilina could be aiming at any of you to publicly humiliate. I say he must be stopped now. We must stop this spurilous, superfluous venom before it spreads. Act now!!
Comment by charles — February 26, 2009 @ 9:59 pm
this is what happens when nerds are allowed to dress themselves. what are you dressed up as ? , a bottle of pepto bismol ? is that the outfit you wore to gay pride last year ? looks like its time for Del Boca Vista my friend !!!!
Comment by TRISH — March 1, 2009 @ 4:53 pm
Pepto Bismor, are you kidding me. I’m dressed as the cool Dad that my daughter knows me as and her friends can only dream of. And by the way, where have you been lately? Hard to believe but I’ve missed you. Its almost roller blading season, get ready.
Comment by charles — March 2, 2009 @ 12:08 am
One more by the way Trish. Had I shown up at your parade decked out like that so many of your teammates would have jumped ship that your team’s roster would have been sadly depleted. And you know I like you too much to steal away all your possible double play tandems. I couldn’t, shouldn’t and wouldn’t do that to you. And mo matter what Tony tells you, I’m still about 20 years away from Del Boca Vista. When I’m just a head, a belt and a pair of pants, thats when I’ll be heading South.
Comment by charles — March 2, 2009 @ 12:31 am
That should be in about three weeks Dickhead.
Comment by pinkquack — March 2, 2009 @ 12:57 am
Tony - I don’t find this pic strange at all. This is exactly the way I remember Dickhead! As for him claiming it to be “Halloween” - well it sure doesn’t look like October weather in that picture! I have no idea why he didn’t want me to see that photo, after all - we’ve all seen him looking much worse!
Comment by Tree — March 13, 2009 @ 2:31 am
While your eyesight may not be what it once was at least your memory seems to be functioning. I’m happy you remember me as a man of impeccable style and good taste.
Comment by charles — March 13, 2009 @ 11:35 pm
Dickhead, you have that mixed up. While you were in San Francisco you proved what StarKist kept telling Charlie the Tuna. The boys there wanted you to taste good!
Comment by pinkquack — March 13, 2009 @ 11:46 pm
Tony, my firiend, you seem to be hung up on San Francisco. A serious fixation it seems. With my degree in psychology, albeit many eons ago, I’m getting the feeling you have something you would like to tell us, to get off your chest. Would you care to lie down on my couch and open up?
Comment by charles — March 14, 2009 @ 5:35 pm
DON’T DO IT, TONY - IT’S A TRAP!!!
(We all know the dickhead has lusted after you for years)!
Comment by Tree — March 14, 2009 @ 9:10 pm
Dickhead, the only thing I would like to open up is your wallet-you have enough of my money in it already. Don’t worry Tree, I won’t fall for his dastardly scheme. His lust will continue to go unabated.
Comment by pinkquack — March 14, 2009 @ 9:36 pm
Now where I possibly get your money from. From all those free lunches you treat me too, no wait a minute thats me that does the treating. From the food and drinks you supply at the poker games, no hold on a second, thats the nice Tony who brings the food and me who brings the food.
Comment by charles — March 14, 2009 @ 11:11 pm
Dickhead, I don’t know what you were smoking when you put that last comment together. Never mind the spelling or punctuation but you have everyone bringing food to our poker games when, in fact, it’s my pastitzi everyone nibbles on!
Comment by pinkquack — March 18, 2009 @ 7:28 pm
One time does not a host make. Just keep serving that great food and we’ll reconsider the opinion of your hosting abilities.
Comment by charles — March 19, 2009 @ 12:30 am