Lunch with Dickhead
Every once in a while, Dickhead surprises me with an offer of lunch on him. Now, yours truly is always springing for the tab with so many people. He must see this and figure that if he buys me lunch, the acid of my tongue will lessen in intensity. Poor deluded boy!
Anyway, met him today at Jackson Square. Tried to get Paulo to come along so that the lunch would cost Dickhead even more. Unfortunately, he could not make it. Ordered the usual: The Works from New York Fries. Simply delicious! We sat at the food court and caught up on things. All in all, an enjoyable time. Then, off to the Farmer’s Market. Charles came along (okay, just this one time) and offered to help. It was nice having my Man Friday providing assistance. Some sausages, a steak and some potatoes. Dinner will be taken care of for the next couple of days.
Thanks Dickhead, an enjoyable afternoon. The next time though, don’t wait so long between feeds!
First, who exactly are these people you treat to lunch, fictional characters and cartoons do not count. If Janet says you treat her this too does not count since she is always so nice to you that her credibility is in serious doubt. Is there any blackmail going on by the way because we can help you Janet if Tony has some hold over you. Now as for the time between meals since you never pay and eat like you’re the Ticat O line, it takes me awhile to replenish the treasure chest. Last your nasty, childish comment about your Man Friday(it was only Thursday). I was kind enough to offer my years of culinary experience and knowledge giving advice on cuts of meat, recipes, cooking times, side dishes and yet still have to suffer the immature slings of your barbed arrows.
And yet while millions would tell you graphically where to stick your free lunches as usual I chose the high road and yes when the finances have recouped another a free meal will come your way. Alas it is my fate to try to teach you humility and appreciativeness. Tilting at windmills it may be but undaunting I trudge on.
Comment by charles — October 9, 2009 @ 1:34 am
So, when is lunch?
Comment by pinkquack — October 9, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
Thats all you have to say for yourself. You insult me and my acts of kindness and all you can say is when is lunch.
Comment by charles — October 10, 2009 @ 3:29 am
Yes. I am trying to keep the simple for you so you will understand.
Comment by pinkquack — October 13, 2009 @ 5:09 pm